Friday, February 17, 2006

Impossible (but rhyming) Poetry

I’m not sure I should shout from the rooftops that I wrote this one,

might have been wiser to give the credit to anonymous, but never

mind it’s one of mine.



Impossible (but rhyming) Poetry

I was born with a huge preoccupation

To understand the moons interlunation

(period of moons invisibility)

This led to an information escalation

Almost causing a nuclear spallation

(nuclear physics reaction)


So I really must apologize

For my tendency to neologize

(invent new words)

It’s something I’ve started to optimize

Ever since I learned to euphemize

(use euphemisms)


The last thing we need is a panic

About someone a bit homorganic

(linguistics term)

Since I’ve gone electronic

It’s easier to write macaronic

(type of verse)


So it’s all in your head, cerebral

With a wink of the palpebral

(relating to the eyelid)

Let this poem become a memorial

A sartorial, tutorial, factorial, auctorial

(relating to the author)


Peter Holt

2 comments:

Merle said...

Hi Peter ~~ I left a post last night, but it's gone where good
comments go. I prefer simple little pomes rather than this
complicated one with big words.
Is Margaret going to house-sit for you this trip. I have written her a letter and not sure where to send it. Probably Caloundra.
Could you let me know please.

madameplushbottom said...

I enjoy this poem. :) I think I am going to post some poetry I wrote on my randm tidbits blog later this weekend. Between you and another good friend of mine I am feeling inspired to share it. We'll see if I follow through or change my mind.