Once more the difference in male/female thinking comes out.
Female Prayer
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
Amen.
Male prayer
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a
liquor store and a bass boat.
This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a sh*t
Amen
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1 comment:
This cracks my arse up... I sent this on to my friend when I received it via email... good posting Peter. Maybe Jules should post this on her blog since it's her week of "pleasure."
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